Another beaker of lemon juice for breakfast? Found a turd in the...

Another beaker of lemon juice for breakfast? Found a turd in the weeties?. Both?.
Packer, I'm only taking the piss. Its good to see both sides and every now and then you come up with a few pearlers. That wasn't one though. Lift your game theres a good chap.

How can I guide you through this process? I am but a humble riverboat gambler with a vague, ignorant and totally uninformed idea as to what might happen or when. But I feel this one in my water. It clings to my very nether regions.

Last night I had a dream. It was horrid in a beautiful way. There was an air of gay abandon and you were the Fairy Queen. I was the (rather reluctant) King....). The horridness and the beauty. And yea our bodies were entwined and as one (thats when the nightmare kicked in).

Then it all came together. There was a rich abundance of oil and from every rooftop sang the hordes.

Hosanna from on high and oh yea, oh yea, oh FAR!

Postscript. if this thing doesn't go according to plan, I plan to spend some time in the wilderness.