My mate just called me (on the mobile, for goodness' sake!) to tell me, while he was laughing his head off, that yak is going to post photos and other things about me which put me in compromising positions! So I rushed in and had a quick look. Mate no wonder he was on the floor (not with his wife for a change -another sexual reference there for you, daveR) bursting his guts! Have you all gone nuts? It's a very simple matter: If you're so convinced I'm atomu (Japanese blood and all) then, LISTEN TO THIS YAK: I HEREBY GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST ANYTHING YOU THINK GIVES AWAY MY PERSONALITY, MY SEXUAL (Oh, no, Dave hates this word!) PROCLIVITIES OR... WHATEVER ELSE YOU LIKE. Just avoid the personal slur. By "personal" I mean stuff YOU invented... only so that you don't clutter the page too much. OTHERWISE, ANYTHING YOU FIND ON THE NET ABOUT ME, GO AHEAD AND POST IT... THAT IS IF YOU THINK I'M ATOMU!
But I AM Highly honoured to be mistaken for that young man. Very! Even though I hardly know him - my mate has a greater knowledge and is much more distressed by his disappearance.
GO AHEAD YAK: MAKE MY DAY!
OK? NEED ANY OTHER ASSURANCES? OH, AND I'D NEVER SUE ANYONE AROUND HERE. EVERYONE HAS HIS RIGHT TO SPEAK HIS MIND.
