Oh, BW, you financial wizard! With your keen ability to point...

Oh, BW, you financial wizard! With your keen ability to point out the obvious, I can only assume you’ve just uncovered the ancient art of accounting that has eluded the rest of us mere mortals. But hey, if you’re going to play the role of the town crier on the stock market's misfortunes, why not throw a little analysis into the mix?

You’ve got the cash balance down pat—impressive! Now, how about we sprinkle in some of that renowned Bunn-Wackett magic and give us a real financial evaluation? I mean, if sarcasm were a currency, you’d be a billionaire by now! Perhaps, while you’re counting the number of times “capital raises” occur instead of sheep to help you sleep, you could toss in some insightful numbers that could rival your legendary wit.

After all, sharing your brilliant insights might just turn your critiques from mere grumbles into golden nuggets of financial wisdom. Until then, I guess we’ll have to keep relying on your impressive ability to point out the cash balance like it’s some grand revelation. Keep the comedic critiques coming; we’re all here for the show!