It's been one week since you believed me.
Hot Copper cocked it's head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me, saying.
"TIE price will come back up and save me"
Three days since the high-volume boom
I realized I was right and had already told you
Yesterday you'd believed me.
But it'll still be two days 'til you say, "Hey Pimp we're sorry".
Hold it now and see the Chinese hoodwink
As I make you stop, think.
They will make you think TIE is looking like West African.
I summon sense to the ASX, Although I like mining stock.
I always make stacks of cash.
'Cause I never touch a dog stock.
Hot Copper sees when I bust rhymes.
Big like my portfolio rise.
Because I'm all about cap value.
Tietto Minerals has got the production shits
Hot Copper tries to match wits, says I'm a 4Chan troll, But I bust through.
China is to make a break, don't take the bait.
It's like a switch and fake, then steal the cake.
I like shorts. It's the finest of the options
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know.
That TIE stock aint gonna grow.
'Cause the Chinese are so dangerous
To buy TIE have to sign a waiver!
How can I help it if I think Hot Copper is funny when it's mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at ASX losers.
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my trades on my sleeve.
My stocks have a history of taking off on my sheet.
It's been one week since Hot Copper looked at me
Threw its's arms in the air
And said, "Pimp's crazy"
Five days since you heckled me
I've still got the big smile on my autistic green cheesy grin
It's been three days since the high-volume boom
I realized I was right, and had already told you
Not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd believed me.
And now I sit back and wait 'til you say "Hey Pimp we're sorry".
Chickity China, the Chinese Commie Chickens
They have a goal, that one day ASX TIE will stop tickin'
Watchin' the TIE price on and on.
They are waiting to pounce on
You will see the Pimp is right on in this one
Like 4pm ASX closing time it's getting frantic
Like a daily gains I'm tantric
My stock knowledge is guaranteed to satisfy
Like a god I make stock predicts.
Okay, so I don't make many stock predicts.
But if I did it they'd have meme to make you laugh so you'll cry.
Hot Coppers has to see TIE is a flob.
That's why 27mill shares were sold in one blob
Just so my advice isn't always flying over Hot Coppers links
They gotta get in tune when I say its to the Moon
'Cause Pimpin Downunder has the boom and the sway.
Follow me don't think the Chinese wrong think.
How can I help it if I think Hot Copper is funny when it'smad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at ASX losers
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my trades on my sleeve.
My stocks have a history of taking off on my sheet.
It's been one week since Hot Copper looked at me
Threw its's arms in the air
And said, "Pimp's crazy"
Five days since you heckled me
I've still got the big smile on my autistic green cheesy grin
It's been three days since the high-volume boom
I realized I was right, and had already told you
Not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd believed me.
And now I sit back and wait 'til you say "Hey Pimp we're sorry".
It'll still be two days 'til you say "Hey Pimp we're sorry".
It'll still be two days 'til you say "Hey Pimp your 4chans shitposting aworry".
President Xi Beijing, Future owner of TIE.
