I read that about three times. 3599 nah can't be. So I looked up...

I read that about three times. 3599 nah can't be. So I looked up the top of the table for the little key that has '000. But it wasn't there! So I blinked a few times, took my glasses off and cleaned them. Held the laptop a bit further away than normal. Still looked the same 3599. How the …. do I get a job in a company like this? A 2% return on your marketing budget. Deadset I could do that walking door to door in Siberia! What fascinates me is who was the sucker who bought the 3599?