Faaark! He spits his port at the Charters Towers Civic Club,...

Faaark! He spits his port at the Charters Towers Civic Club, briefly disturbing the ongoing geriatric game of billiards.
"Mine planning focussed on optimising the WBS (Waste and BullShite) for project planning on
the first 100 days of production startup. Key aspects of the plan were the identification and specification
for major capital items; ventilation, power supply, pumping, and infrastructure setup"

That's pretty serious. They got a couple of mining engineering First Years to play around with VentSim for a couple of days. Love to see what happens when they attempt to put an order for a vent fan with a supplier.
Meanwhile, Larry the Lounge Lizard trousers the "working capital" as well-deserved Director's Fees. . .