Isn't it odd that the majority of post on MNS are from...

Isn't it odd that the majority of post on MNS are from non-holders. They can be broken down into 3 categories...see if you can guess which you each fall into.

1. The perennial voyeur; that being the kind of person who sits in a cafe looking out the window hoping for either a car crash at the intersection or a intoxicatingly beautiful woman to walk by. Either instance will arouse his libido. But he will never enter the fray for without the thrill of being the voyeur.. the balance of coincidence, anticipation and the expected, life seems too contrived.

2. The Wannabe Sun Tzu strategist. This type of misplaced individual is incredibly anxious with a profound fear of losing. Rather than watch over his own flock he spends too much time observing his neighbours flock. He spends so much time watching others that he looses sight of himself. He is a believer in the theory of keeping his enemy close, but fails to understand that if he does not understand himself he will forever be imperiled.

3. The compulsive liar. This type of person enjoys the fabrication of tales untrue. This of course stems from an extreme loss of self esteem and self respect. The void left by the misplaced self has reconstructed itself into overt narcissism. Lie upon lie has been told that the respect they so greatly desire is as far away as the perverted truth from which they have delved. This person is a very sad individual.