From a parallel universe.
*********** THE LaLa Land Gazette ****************
Our financial reporter has advised of a stellar performance by ASX gold miner AUL.
For the ( insert large number) quarter Austar Gold has reported that everything is 'hunky dory ' with new reefs discovered, the plant optimised for the umpteenth time and managements pay packets safe for the foreseeable future.
Even the king if LaLa Land has stated that this shows AULs inexorable climb to mid tier producer in a very short time and positive cash flow next quarter or maybe the one after, if not next then surely one day!
