Hey Lisa, I found the cupboard for us!
Oh bugger, it has a sold sticker on it...
Excuse me ma’am, I’d like this cupboard please.
No, sorry, that’s sold.
But it’s sill here...?
Yes, that’s right, we are delivering it next week.
But... how much did they pay already?
They’ve paid 65% and the rest on delivery.
But.. then it’s not sold..?! They haven’t paid for it and they don’t have it yet.
Sir, it’s SOLD, perhaps you like something else?
But.. it’s not sold, they haven’t paid for all of it and haven’t got it yet!!
Sir, it’s SOLD, please stop it.
You’re wrong.
Sir, please. The fact that we have 65% of the payment and a no refund policy means that for ALL intents and purposes, the cupboard is SOLD and will be delivered next week. Please stop it.
Liiiiissssaaaaaa!!!!! These guys claim the cupboard is sold when it’s technically not, according to my specific definition that is technically perfect and important
Sorry ma’am, my husband’s a bit upset that he didn’t buy more GXY shares under 90c and he’s glass half empty all the time lately! So negative.. It’s so embarrassing... sorry...
