Dear ASX Listing Compliance Team, Please feel free to have a...

Dear ASX Listing Compliance Team,

Please feel free to have a look in your tea room, under the biscuit tin you will find a couple of flat paper things with some news and business reports contained in them. You will be tremendously surprised to hear that other people in the world also have access to these same things that they call "newspapers", and (please sit down when you read this, because it will blow your mind) - some people make investment decisions or start to do research on companies that are reported in these things that are called newspapers. Some of these people like what they see, and go on to buy shares on the market.

Knowledge of this thing called news and buyers, may save you from making embarrassing enquiries in the future.

Yours faithfully,

The rest of the entire world.