Not nearly as good as yours. Good timing. The ASX is a dinosaur...

Not nearly as good as yours. Good timing. The ASX is a dinosaur with hands in both sides of being a market and regulation.

I often equate these announcement as a conversation between brokers/big end of town and their "Mummy" the ASX/ASIC that goes something like this:

"Mummy mummy, I haven't been able to extract my pound of flesh from the poor unsuspecting mugs out there and you must put a stop to this share price run in Company XYZ, because, unlike normally, I was not previously made aware this was going to happen. And now I am pouting !"