Mate...Are you i) Barnaby Egertton-Warbutton? orii) JK, oriii)...

Mate...

Are you

i) Barnaby Egertton-Warbutton? or
ii) JK, or
iii) Benjamin J Walmsley?, or
iv) David Edmonds, or
v) the stock salami (this is unlikely, as you can string a sentence together), or
vi) the ASIC investigator, Luxland, or
vii) Gold Leader?, or
v) yourself?

This could be tricky tp answer. Choose wisely

EDIT : haha I suppose you could be the definitely not the other me "Scott", but then we would both be him, and that would be tricky, no?