Gotta hand it to you Jim - I think you nailed it with this post. You should definitely stick to highlighting the pirates' transgressions and refrain from "joking" about JB High Alpha from here on after.
I do think naming the company after pirates wasn't quite "ultimate" enough for Captain Carpark. He had to go and set up a new company with "FU" as their logo (with the U underlined for emphasis). Do you remember this thread? https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/asset-chain.4480875/ I'm surprised that the website is actually still up: https://www.getfu.com.au
Given the contempt I've seen Stuart McAuliffe show towards shareholders at the last AGM, I don't think it's a coincidence that he started a company with such an abrasive name and logo. I think the guy has very serious isues. It's as if taking our savings is not enough for him - he needs to taunt us and rub it in by openly saying "FU" in full view of regulators.