Stop lachy thats mean I am sure its legit! To my point I have a...

Stop lachy thats mean I am sure its legit!

To my point I have a brand affiliation with the local café, THIS MORNING alone they gave me PERMISSION to buy something from them. An exchange of goods and services if you will. Have you ever heard of such a thing? I must be worth $4bn in that case.

Can you imagine the person writing that line about permission to buy things in the announcement? I can picture it now, Greg standing over the PR persons shoulder and they must have been thinking are you sure you want to put this in there its embarrassing. Maybe the dumbest thing I have ever seen in an announcement. But its clear why they have done it, because now they can claim they never really lied as such, because this was their justification for putting the 'affiliation with' parts in their announcements. Similar to how they make these fall back positions on other falsehoods they have made (such as doing DD over the phone, no agreements etc). Still hilarious though.