Any moment now we’ll get the Otto Botulism CR special that...

Any moment now we’ll get the Otto Botulism CR special that sounds more like a DANOZ direct commercial

For every 5 shares you own. You can buy 20 more shares! But wait there’s more!

We will also throw in some $10 options that expire next year and $20 options that expire in 2 years FOR NO EXTRA CHARGE!

THERES EVEN MORE…If you submit your forms in the next day, we will also give you a voucher to do your very own colostat blood test (results may be inaccurate) and take a photo in-front of the mansion Otto just bought from his sale to his Fidelity mates last year