Hi Jerko, how's things going. How's your day been, or should I...

Hi Jerko, how's things going. How's your day been, or should I say how's the past 500 days been. Still sitting with your thumb up your arse. I know how it is by the time you manage to organise a schedule and then have couple of coffees it's lunchtime and then before you know it it's time to go home so we will pick up where we left off tomorrow and before you know it 500 days have gone buy and we have done f* all but draw a very healthy salary. Oh wait know we have managed to put out those bull shit quarterly report, whereby we pretend we are doing shit but all we are doing is putting out quarterly reports.