If it weren't for the continuous commentary on this thread, I would most likely need to visit my Doctor.
I am sure I would not be seen by anyone here at the surgery. None of you would possibly be Doctors as none of you have any (sic) patients.
For the Grammar Police among us, my use of the word "patients" in this format is for pure folly and for my somewhat disturbing amusement.
Given the fact that I find my post remotely humorous would tend to indicate a need on my behalf to visit a Psychiatrist rather than a GP.
Anyhow, keep up the banter, it does pass the time.
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