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The magnis Monitor reports...In unofficial news Magnis (the...

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    The magnis Monitor reports...
    In unofficial news Magnis (the vertically challenged failed graphite minor, failed battery maker, failed minerals processor) has identified a new area of extreme complexity where they feel their un-challenged skills in stuffing things up will give them a big advantage.
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    Nuclear Power.
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    "No-one is building these small modular nuclear reactors (SMR's) in Straya. We see an opportunity." said a Magnis Moron spokesperson.
    When asked what exactly an SMR is, Magnis supplied the following:
    "A bunch of sophisticated senior industry heavyweights have alerted the Magnis board to a new and exciting opportunity. Big names like GE and BAE have been spoken. We want a part of this. And with our un-equalled ability to understand nothing... we are on board."
    Asked where the new SMR nuclear reactor would be built?
    The Magnis spokesperson suggested Martin Place or near the Opera House.
    Somewhere close to the customers.
    DYOR
 
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