Ann: SSG - H1 FY23 Results Presentation, page-107

Ah…The wit and wisdom of Cambam - hard to beat a disturbing ‘peach’ like this:
’I bet you i have more hair on my left ass cheek than u have on your entire body’
Truely first class Shakespearean originally!

Nope don’t think so - and whilst both my ass cheeks are as bald as a baby’s head, I am concerned my full head of hair and beard does present a gruesome, even staggeringly mutant scenario beneath your belt region.
Maybe your flowing ass hair locks might present SSG with a new product opportunity - Ass Shears!
Frankly this is as disturbing as the time I saw the half man half woman midget in the circus tent when I was 8.
From memory she/he went missing in Newcastle in the 1960’s around the time that HAIR the musical hit it big!
Perhaps mystery solved!
But back to SSG.
No retailer is immune from the impacts of a recession. I sold a portion of my holding at a tick over $1 and I will buy it back. The key is to know some retailers have greater sales stickability than others and SSG has more stickability than most. Just as you will discover with your ass hair it grows all year round and needs attention. Sooner or later you will need those ass shears. Maybe Boxing Day, but my goodness, by then you’d better get the super sized ass shears - probably on special, as most things are on Boxing Day!