A hypochondriac is someone who lives with the fear that they...

A hypochondriac is someone who lives with the fear that they have a serious, but undiagnosed medical condition, even though diagnostic tests show there is nothing wrong with them.

I just said I would take them to hospital for unknown causes of pain, which is where something would be diagnosed.

Are you saying you wouldn't take your child to hospital if they were in pain and you had no idea why? Your approach to children is the same as the this forum - idiotic.

Sure, if my kid fell over I wouldn't take them to hospital as that is KNOWN cause of pain. If they are teething, that is KNOWN.

You're an absolute peanut, I am so glad you got a special mention on the podcast - the feedback has been unanimously in favour of you being on the list