That's why when you take her hand , look her straight in the eye...

That's why when you take her hand , look her straight in the eye & say ''babe , its not me , global factors are to blame '' .... make sure you've got 50mm steel plate between your nuts & her hind leg .

Under promise / over deliver .... yeah , fair comment but to automatically go Mark with a pineapple is a tad unwarranted given that nobody knows what goes on behind the scenes , could be that he is the one getting rooted around ??? .... y'never know . Same with the pump 'n' dump .... for all we know it could have come from ACC's side .

I'm not saying Mark is Jesus or above criticism , but c'mon .... he's one man against a swarm of mfking sharks who have been doing this a lot longer than him .

Enjoy your weekend .... drink responsiblee .