Subject: Fw: Nowt
She went home to mum.
She was a lovely lass of some eighteen summers.
She'd missed two months and was worried.
Mother got preggy test from the chemists shop which proved positive.
Who's is it asked mum
Daughter picked up phone and thirty minutes later, middle aged man drove up in Ferrarri.
He took control.
If the child is a girl I will give her two shops and two million quid in her bank account.
If it's a boy I will give two factories and four million quid in the bank.
If it's twins they will get a factory each and two million quid each.
If there's a miscariage, I don't know what I'll do.
Father said "You'll need to shag her again"
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