LOL p1K, best laugh I've had all day!
"Could have turned a whipstock, be stuck in the window, be stuck in hole with drilling assembly and collars still inside the original well, have buckled the 2-7/8" liner, have set the liner hanger high, have set the production packer high, burnt down the rig, have crews on strike, anything you can think of..."
Cara, welcome aboard...hope your tune changes!
