60 thousand views there's no way i'm letting this go with out a joke with that audience..
Ok so this old lady goes to the doctor
and is diagnosed by him with what he tells her is bad thyroids,
"can they be fixed without operating doc she says"
well he says "as a matter of fact i am trialing a new remedy using steroids to balance the thyroids"
would you like to start the trial
yes if it means not operating
"ok i need you to take them for a 6 month period ok"
fine doctor is there any side effects at all
he looks at her and says a small unwanted hair growth probably madam
that's all..
ok
so 6 months go by and she enters the doctors surgery and he checks her levels and they are completely clear
he is excited at the result and asks her was there any side effects madam
she said only what you told me..the hair growth
he is perplexed as he sees no visible hair growth and asks were is it madam
she says
"on my balls"
if i dont get 60k worth of ticks your all dead
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