ring ring. "Big T? Pfizer here. How are you going with that...

ring ring.
"Big T? Pfizer here. How are you going with that independent valuation ? We need to get that scheme booklet out to the shareholders.".
"Sorry Pfizer I thought it would be finished and sent off to the printers by now but Leedsy came up with a brilliant idea" says Big T
" Don't leave me hanging tell me what the great idea is" replies Pfizer
Big T excitingly announces " Leedsy suggested (drumroll) a SCRATCH AND SNIFF booklet, but we have a problem. We are trying to make it smell like roses but it smells like crap."
"Are you serious Big T" yells Pfizer " I would have more luck swaying the shareholders with a stubby holder and a cap the same method I used on the BOD. Get this sorted Big T or else."
Pfizer slams down phone.