You’ll be so much less angry once you pop your cherry mate....

You’ll be so much less angry once you pop your cherry mate. Sure, I can see it from your perspective, must be frustrating after this long. You see your mates move on with their lives, getting married etc. but you feel stuck because you’re not even sure how the whole procreation thing works yet, not your fault either, most people learn by doing. All I’m really saying brother is that your anger and frustration is understandable, but romance will continue to evade you unless you relax a little bit.

I like you mate, you’re alright, angry but alright. You’re gonna have a few questions about how your first time with a woman will be, and that’s normal, but taking this big step will help you. Here for you if you need me champion, chin up.