I don't own any shares in anything (perhaps I know too much...

I don't own any shares in anything (perhaps I know too much about der mining industry). However, I'd probably not be busted-arsed former airleg miner if I'd bought on every drunken conversation with a driller at Judd's Pub (Kinky Frogs are de house band) or the Federal ("Tamara's on tonight") where Old Mate advised "Maaaate, buy this stock, we pulled four metres of massive sulphide (or visible gim or whatever) . . .