On the first day of Christmas my Aleator will give to me
a hernia and no money tree
On the second day of Christmas my Aleator will give to me
two cut wrists and no money tree
On the third day of Christmas my Aleator will give to me
three kids without a father and no money tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my Aleator will give to me
four mortgage payments overdue and no money tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my Aleator will give to me
five letters of divorce and no money tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my Aleator will give to me
six haemorrhoids and no money tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my Aleator will give to me
seven overdrawn cheques and no money tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my Aleator will give to me
eight months avo and no money tree
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