Yep, "Continental Condoms", so that shareholders don't keep...

Yep, "Continental Condoms", so that shareholders don't keep getting shafted from copping it so many times up the proverbial.

Or a "Mobile Phone App" that tells you when these tossers are about to do another :

• Cap raising to mates
• Capital Reconstruction
• Pump and Dump
• Purchase another useless asset

Or what about a local "Pub":

• good steady turnover
• good loyal customer base
• great return on investment

With the money these blokes have raised they could have bought 100 pubs.

Cheers