Jake maaaaate don't be a Grumkin and break the rules “Welcome to...

Jake maaaaate don't be a Grumkin and break the rules
“Welcome to Yowie Fight Club.

The first rule of Yowie Fight Club is: you do not talk about Yowie Fight Club.

The second rule of Yowie Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Yowie Fight Club!

Third rule of Yowie Fight Club: if someone yells “crack”, goes limp, melts blooms or taps out, the fight is over.

Fourth rule: only two characters to a fight.

Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle, No creme centers , No foil, No expiry label, No barcode , No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Xmas, Easter and Halloween editions only allowed in when in season.

Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.”