1) It all starts the moment you try to park. The car that's skewed so much you can tell which direction they turned from. It's even worse when they park after you and find you can't open the rear door to buckle up the kids. Out comes my notebook and they get a reminder :)
2) Mum/dad and 2 weeks old junior testing his lungs out. Dad holds junior gently bouncing him as mum does the shopping. Dad has no active roll. Stay in the car with air con, sit on the comfy seats provided outside all majors, use the extra comfy parenting room and wait for wife to text you...or...stay home.
3) Shopping aisles aren't for your 'energetic' (no discipline) brats to play super heroes. Or chasie around the long freezer.
4) If you let the youngies steer your trolley then put one hand on it to help it track on course.
5) Choose freezer products before you open the door and spend 5 mins deciding because I then get the fogged up door.
6) If you change your mind about a product return it where you got it from...especially if it's a frozen/refrigerated product.
7) If you meet someone for a chat stand off to the side.
8) If on the phone...nobody wants to hear your drivel. And don't show your ignorance and arrogance by having a conversation whilst at the checkout...unless at a self serve.
9) Thank goodness for self serve. Nothing worse than seeing a trolley full being checked out and then diving into your bag for your purse when the cashier announces the total. Worse still...then she hunts for a pen for you to sign...thank goodness signatures are being phased out.
10) The person who leaves the trolley at the enterance when the trolley return bay is loser. Worse still...the person who parks away from the enterance to avoid damage and then abandons their trolley. Abandoning a trolley is littering and, technically, attracts a $100 fine in WA.
