Where, and when did you "serve", and I don't mean at a cafe ??
Shooting deer in George Street, Served your Country before I did, can take out my eye with use of your magic scope, now a Country athletic champion with World Titles as well, my, my, you have been busy
You forgot to tell us about your pie eating wins, as well as coming first in your sewing class
Off ya go, Guiness Book of Records is calling you.
