This blonde walks into the Doctors and says help me Doc...

This blonde walks into the Doctors and says help me Doc everywhere I touch hurts.

The Doctor looks at her and says can you show me what you mean.

So the blonde touches her left arm and goes oww that hurts. She then touches her nose, same result ...oowww that hurts. Then she touches her foot, again owwwwwww that really hurts.

See what I mean the blonde says, any where I touch its hurts.

This goes on for a while until the Doctor tells her to stop and informs her that he knows what is wrong with her.

The blonde is really worried thinking she has picked up some exotic disease or something.

The Doctor then tells her..................................








You've got a broken finger