Another idiot in government, page-26

worked in world war 2 when the GIs would hand out chocolate and ciggys

You got that right cowboy. In 1942 Rommel said to his troops: "Sh!t, I'm sick and tired of getting sand in everything. Let's abandon Tripoli and line up at the PX because the pomms are handing out fags and chocolate. And don't forget I out-rank all of you so I go to the head of the queue. Last one to the PX is a Kraut".