While you "correcting" those who have got it wrong my I suggest that you continue by correcting Watchtower.
The Bible does not identify Jesus as the Archangel Michael - that is a Watchtower invention.

Angels are sons of god. Jesus is the firstborn Son of God.
You forgot to add that the Bible describes Jesus as the one and only Son, and not just the firstborn of many.
Your attempt to shoehorn Jesus into the Archangel Michael doesn't work outside the imagination of the men from Watchtower.

John 3:16

New International Version

¹⁶ For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life

God being immortal could never become flesh which is mortal. Angels are not immortal, so they can become flesh.
I'm confident that your Jehovah is delighted that he has you at hand to remind him of the things that he cannot do.