Go with your version instead... Someone came down like a thief in the night and stole Adam's rib and made Eve after having made Adam from dust. Then a talking snake deceived them and they ate an apple (or some fruit) that they were told not to eat. And then all hell broke loose (literally) and we die, suffer from genetic diseases etc. Your depiction of an extant ape species as an evolutionary ape species species is just one example of your profound ignorance which we have come to expect from you. Now you think that the above is a better explanation than evolution.
I'm a fool yet again for responding to your posts.
