another slant

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    An Englishman said to his doctor that he wanted to become a New Zealander. The doctor told him he would have to remove half of his brain which he agreed to. As he came out of the anaesthetic the doctor told him there had been an accident and that three quarters of his brain was removed. On hearing this the patient said. "No worries, she'll be right mate"
 
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