Poor frozen snake, i felt so sorry for the snake so i brought it home and warmed it in front of the fireplace, i used a dropper and gave it milk, and when i was watching tv it slithered over and bit me on the ankle, "oh my god" i said, why did you bite me?
You know that you are poisonous and that now i am going to die.
The snake replied, " You knew i was a snake, i was a snake when you found me and i never changed from being a snake, sorry that you have to die but again, i am a snake"
