Maxmin
That is blasphemous - the Austrian is a pastafarian, not an atheist. Pastafarians believe:
- that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily".
- According to these beliefs, the Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth.
-Furthermore, according to Pastafarianism, all evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith
- When scientific measurements such as radiocarbon dating are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage".
- The Pastafarian belief of Heaven contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
- The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.
- Pastafarians' beliefs extend into lighthearted religious ceremony. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day.
- Prayers are concluded with a final declaration of affirmation, "R'amen"; the term is a parodic portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" and "ramen", referring to the instant noodles popular among college students.
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