answer to atheist question, page-106

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    Maxmin

    That is blasphemous - the Austrian is a pastafarian, not an atheist. Pastafarians believe:

    - that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily".

    - According to these beliefs, the Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth.

    -Furthermore, according to Pastafarianism, all evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith

    - When scientific measurements such as radiocarbon dating are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage".

    - The Pastafarian belief of Heaven contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

    - The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.

    - Pastafarians' beliefs extend into lighthearted religious ceremony. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day.

    - Prayers are concluded with a final declaration of affirmation, "R'amen"; the term is a parodic portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" and "ramen", referring to the instant noodles popular among college students.

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