"the jews completely control the United States, and the jews are using the United States as a vehicle to take over the world"
Hello Mr. XI Jinpin,
I am rabbi X, the spokesman for the Jewish Kabal secretly governing the United States. As the old stigmas against the merchant class have been removed in your country, the people that I represent would like to discuss with you the possibility of the Chinese Communist Party ceding secretly its control of the country to my brothers and sisters, the Chinese Kaifeng Jews. How receptive are you to such idea?
Xi Jinpin: I must confess that I and my comrades would be delighted if somebody like the Chinese Kaifeng Jewscould release us from the burden of having to rule over 1.41 billion people as our control mechanisms over our society are rapidly losing their efficacy. However, I must confess that I have my doubts about their ability to do the task, due to their provincialism and lack of exposure to...
Rabbi X: That would not be a problem because our office will be able to provide a large contingent of advisers, at absolutely no immediate cost.
XI Jinpin, Well, if that is the case, please send us your detailed plans encrypted in a way impossible to be deciphered by the Australian alt-right.
