Did a rendition of Gordon Ramsey last night and the missus took...

Did a rendition of Gordon Ramsey last night and the missus took it seriously.

All I said was "What is this sh!T?....what the pHark is going on?..This is absolute crap!..and you call yourself a cook"?


Her reply "Well you cook friggen cook from now on?"

Goblins reply: I was doing a rendition of Gordon Ramsey.



Her reply :"I don't give a pHark what you were doing, you're cooking from now on!"

So I am now resolved to the task of requesting "Is there any great Aussie quick making recipes out there?

P.S. I am starting to starve. Please contribute your recipes below to ensure Goblin doesn't starve to death. Comments appreciated.