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Lol

Walked into a toy shop the other day, looking for a presie for my Daughter.
Asked the girl behind the counter, "how much for that Barbie doll up there"?
She replies, " That's sporty barbie, that's $19.95".
I then asked, "well how about that other one"?
She replies,that's makeup Barbie, that's $19.95 also.
"Ok", I say, "what about that one with the big smile over there"?

"Ohh, well that's divorced Barbie, that's $195.95".
"Bloody hell", I say. "That's a bit steep".

"No, no darling", she replies, divorced Barbie comes with Kens car, Kens house, etc etc.