I heard the words 'I didn't have sex with a porn star' which in...

  1. pintohoo
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    28/06/24
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    I heard the words 'I didn't have sex with a porn star'

    which in a kinda warped way might be right

    because she said that she fell asleep when he was on top

    uh huh ------------ exciting ride it must have been

    my guess is that a woman who is sober who 'fell asleep' because it was so bloody boring -

    probably wouldn't consider it as sex ---------------- hence, he didn't have sex with a porn star ------------ he just bored her into slumber
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