well now's your chance to load up, courtesy of the market, no...

well now's your chance to load up, courtesy of the market, no need to post off cheques or credit cards.... millions on offer..... plenty for all..... maybe even a few 'sophisticated' investors might like a few, though I'd guess most already sold off their holdings and retain their free oppies..... oh? you didn't get any free oppies? well too bad, the market's not for mugs you see, just the players..... and you sure got played....