Guy walks into a pub with his dog and wants a beer, but no money.
"If I can show my dog talks, is it worth a beer?" he asks.
"I guess so" says the barman.
"What's on the top of the building keeping out the rain?" he asks the dog.
"Roof, roof" it barks.
The barman laughs, gives him a beer and tells him to p.. off with the dog.
"No, he really can talk" says the bum and turns to the dog. "Who's the greatest baseball player ever?"
"Ruth, ruth" barks the dog.
Sitting in the gutter he kicks his dog.
"Was it diMaggio then" the poor dog answered.
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