are there any christmas jokes out there

We seem to be light on for Christmas jokes this year.

The following is not a Christmas joke buy hopefully some will flow in over the next couple of days....

This chap goes to the doctor and complains about his leg. “It keeps talking,� he says.

The doctor tells him to take off his trousers and lay on the examination couch. He then listens to the man’s thigh through his stethoscope.

The thigh says, “Lend us a tenner.�

“Remarkable,� says the doctor, moving the stethoscope down to the knee.

“Lend us a fiver,� says the knee.

“Incredible,� says the doctor, moving the stethoscope down to the ankle.

“Lend us a couple of quid,� says the ankle.

“Amazing,� says the doctor.

“What’s wrong?� asks the man.

“Well it’s very unusual, but I think your leg is broke in three places.�