A priest and a minister traveling on a plane sat next to each other. After takeoff the hostess asked the priest whether he desired a drink.
He replies "Scotch and soda please". She asked the minister whether he desired the same. "No thanks," he said, "I'd rather commit adultery than drink alcohol".
The priest turned to the hostess and said, "May I change my order? I didn't know that I had such a choice."
