are you a doctor

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    A Father walked into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding
    a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
    father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
    shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
    suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the store reading a newspaper and sipping a
    cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee
    cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
    from her seat and makes her way unhurried, across the book store.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the
    boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist gently at first and then ever
    more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
    up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches it in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and
    walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon
    as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to
    the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do
    anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

    "No", the woman replied. "I am a Divorce Attorney".
 
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