When I was a lad and had a crystal radio set,a radio ad would...

When I was a lad and had a crystal radio set,
a radio ad would come on 3DB, 3UZ, and
other commercial stations in Melbourne:

Are you too fat, too fat, too fat? Then
take Ford Pills, Ford Pills, Ford Pills.

It was all drivel as the pills did not
reduce fat. But they made Ford rich.

Times have changed and in an era of obesity
in America and Australia maybe coffee works: