Time for a little light relief.....A man walked into a bar,...

Time for a little light relief.....


A man walked into a bar, leading an crocodile on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve pollys here?"

"Sure do," said the bartender.

"Good," replied the man. "Give me a VB, and the croc will have the polly."


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A politician and two of his cronies, Bill and John, were fishing when their boat capsized. Bill and John started to panic because they'd seen sharks in the area.

"No worries, mates," said the politician and he started to swim towards the island to get help.

As he swam, John spotted the dorsal fins of two great white sharks heading straight toward the politician. Before he could yell a warning, the politician took hold of their fins and the sharks escorted him safely to shore.

When the politician returned with help, John asked him how he had managed such an amazing feat. The politician answered, "Professional courtesy."


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